Eat as if you always have witnesses

Ew. Seriously? So gross.
Ew. Seriously? That is so gross.
Ew. Seriously? Dude, that is so totally gross.

You likely have seen the GEICO ad. Guy is trying to lose weight, but as he notes, "weight loss programs can be expensive." So he hires three popular middle-school girls to observe what he eats and react accordingly.

Too often, when we go a little nuts, we don't invite people to be witnesses. We go through this alone.

The guy in the commercial is easily tempted, but gets the clear message that he shouldn't be eating what he picks.

Because in real life, it would be creepy to have three 13-year-old girls follow you around day and night to see what you're eating, perhaps you might want to ask yourself, "Do I want someone to watch me eat this?" If not, you could put it back or not order it. Or if you do, maybe have just a little.

Otherwise, that would be totally gross. Seriously.