Though Eric Cartman is a fictional character, his background and attitude are more typical of the issues behind the true battle to reduce childhood obesity.
A mother gets word from her doctor that her child is not at the ideal weight based on the child's BMI, or body mass index.
From that, we have a push from First Lady Michelle Obama to fight back against childhood obesity.
Attacking childhood obesity is the kind of topic that I wrote about for my previous day job on what the Obamas should do if they reach the White House. On that level, I am thrilled beyond belief that Michelle Obama is taking on that topic.
I do wish, though, that the reasoning had anything to do with the over-rated, non-scientific BMI. The extensiveness of the BMI is your height and your weight, about as much science involved as the classic 5 feet for every 100 pounds and 5 pounds for every inch scale used on women.
However, doctors and insurance companies use BMI to hide behind to justify treating people for weight control. Using BMI as a guide isn't a bad idea, but using this index as conclusive medical evidence leaves much to be desired.
And when the adjustments were made on what numbers constituted what categories (overweight vs. obese), overnight, a number of people with OK BMIs became "overweight" and overweight people magically became "obese" without touching a calorie.
In other words, who gets to decide if you are overweight or obese based on the BMI.
I could cite a number of professional athletes whose BMI scales would read overweight when they are in better shape than most of us. Their insurance policies aren't likely to be canceled or downgraded due to a bad BMI result, but regular people do suffer that danger.
Using the BMI scale on children, especially a 9-year-old girl, seems unusually cruel. The word "diet" is a fearful one, especially when children can grow at any point.
Our children are suffering from the obesity epidemic. And there has to be a way to determine what obese really means, and have it be a mark where there is credible evidence.
The actress who starred in "Precious" would qualify as part of the childhood obesity problem. But a chubby 9-year-old girl might be on the borderline, and is only a small part of a much bigger issue.
Eric Cartman, a fictional character on "South Park," explains that he isn't fat, he's "big-boned." There is a rationalization that already exists among children and adults who don't see themselves as the problem. If you were to look at Malia or Sasha, you wouldn't think either of them was the problem.
Michelle Obama took the advice of the doctor based on her children's BMI and made small adjustments in their diet and lifestyle. She didn't put her children on calorie restrictions or made them run on a kiddie treadmill. She made some practical, smart choices to tweak her children's growth rates.
On that level, Michelle Obama can do a lot of good for those who fall on that borderline. Sometimes the best reaction on parents' part is not to overreact.
But Michelle Obama's work on behalf of childhood obesity will take her to levels she won't know first-hand. There is a growing cycle of obesity in some families, where a major cause can be seen as close as seeing the parents in action.
Though Cartman is a fictional character, the creators show why he is fat. Eric is raised by a single mother who indulges him rather than standing up to him. She treats him more like a friend than a son.
Then in real life, we have children who are clearly obese whose parents also suffer from obesity. Though clearly not all obese children have parents who suffer from this. The factors are too numerous to list here.
In an ideal situation, children would learn how to eat better and spread the word to their parents, family, friends, and those in the community. But we do have to realize that in a number of homes, children are at the mercy of those in charge of them who don't always know or care how best to raise children to eat healthier and exercise more.
A bit of chubbiness that can easily be outgrown isn't what is troubling this country. Significantly obese children have a lot to overcome: a 1 in 3 chance of getting Type 2 diabetes to those born in 2000 and beyond; a screwed-up government food policy; school lunches that are still horribly unhealthy; porous marketing regulations toward children; cutbacks in recess; organized sports for children that limit, not increase, exercise; a flood of deceptive products such as juice cocktails and foods smothered in high-fructose corn syrup dominating grocery store shelves; and a video game mentality that rewards children that it's better to shoot bad guys while eating on the couch rather than chasing each other in the quest to "kick the can."
If these kids don't learn soon, "kick the can" might turn into "kick the bucket."
Mrs. Obama, I wish you great success in your venture to reduce childhood obesity. We are absolutely rooting for you to do well. But like your husband, you have inherited a lot of problems that are deeply ingrained in our society. Good luck.