The hope was that advertisers understood the irony of questionable food advertising during "Jamie Oliver's Food Revolution." But they piled up on the last episode.
Boo and hiss to ABC, Ryan Seacrest Productions, and yes, Jamie Oliver himself for letting that Green Giant rubbish back into the program. As horrible as the first mention was, this one felt much worse. In the first few moments of the final episode, in the "previously on Jamie Oliver's Food Revolution," we see the past Green Giant mention.
As we see the package for Green Giant Valley Fresh Steamers, the offscreen voice tells us all we need to know. "The revolution has been a success." For the producers sake, let's hope they got a lot of money from Green Giant for that extra plug.
If Jamie Oliver wanted to do right by this, he and his many producers would take every cent they got from Green Giant, and pour that directly back into Huntington or some other well-deserving community.
Of course, we hear back from Jamie on the benefits of frozen vegetables when once again we see the bag. And we get the same vague ad we saw the last time ABC et al. pulled off this cheap stunt.
"The great thing about the frozen veggies is they freeze them in a number of hours, and they lock in the nutrients. They're actually nutritionally speaking really, really good."
Jamie Oliver doesn't have to say "Green Giant" but the message is clear. Not to mention that after pouring a seven-veggie sauce, we have to add a starchy vegetable such as corn. Yes, beans and corn are vegetables, but being starchy vegetables, people need to be aware of that. But that goes against the bottom line.
Let's go through the rest of the winners and losers — advertising-wise — from the conclusion of "Jamie Oliver's Food Revolution" in chronological order:
:18 Sunsweet Prunes
"What super fruit is taking America by storm?" Apparently, it's prunes, and this is from people who aren't associated with prunes, as in under 40. One woman exclaims that "it's packaged by itself, that's fantastic."
She should visit the produce section of her local grocery store. Lots of fruit that are "packaged by itself."
Just to note that prunes are dried fruit, nothing wrong with that. But dried fruit has concentrated natural sugars. And too many has other side effects.
:19 Hellman's mayonnaise
"If we knew more about our food, would we eat better?" They assume the answer is "Yes" and "Hellman's."
We see that Hellman's has eggs; the visual is white eggs and brown eggs. Are there brown eggs in Hellman's? The assumption is no, only because they don't tell us that brown eggs are in there. Either they left out a huge reason to buy the product or the visual is a lie.
Hellman's is made with eggs, vinegar, and oil rich in Omega-3. "Rich" is defined as "Good source of Omega 3s. Contains 230mg of ALA per serving, which is 14% of the 1.6g daily value for ALA." Of course, you could use several portions and get more Omega 3s, but you'd have other problems.
The end slogan for Hellman's is "it's time for real." Wish that applied for the commercial.
: within the show
The show blurs out a McDonald's bag yet showed McDonald's (sort of) in an earlier episode. A little confusing, but maybe a good sign.
:28 Campbell's Kitchen
"cook delicious dinners and save money with Campbell's soups" Sodium levels are usually quite high, and regular spices can still give you flavor and still be cheaper. "Convenience" is relative.
:29 PediaSure
This wasn't the most audacious spot in the series, but certainly the most ill-timed. The show is trying to teach kids to try new things. But since the child in the commercial is a "picky eater," we have to pour liquid nutrition down her throat. Even though it's "#1 pediatrician recommended," I'm fairly certain that 5 of 5 pediatricians would recommend real food.
:41 Country Crock
Apparently, Country Crock can be part of a balanced breakfast because its spread has 70% less saturated fat than butter and 30% fewer calories. To its credit, the company realizes that its product isn't the star of a balanced breakfast, more like an extra that doesn't get to speak. "Add multi-grain toast, fresh fruit and lowfat milk and they're off to a good start."
And credit to them for actually saying the actual nutritious elements to the breakfast by name. Let's make this clear: Country Crock is a bystander reading a newspaper in a nutritious breakfast.
:42 Kashi ad that we saw earlier in the series
: within show
At his boot camp, Jamie Oliver is making his chili beef nachos. if you thought this was an innocent exercise, you haven't been watching the show.
We see a quick glance at Sterno, maker of the cooking device. Why? Another distracting product mention, but this was nothing compared to what we got next.
After adding the 7-veggie sauce, Oliver mentions the sweet corn, a starchy vegetable. We then realize this is yet another in-show ad for Green Giant.
"The great thing about the frozen veggies is they freeze them in a number of hours, and they lock in the nutrients. They're actually nutritionally speaking really, really good."
When you watch "The Price Is Right," you expect commercials within the show. The Founding Fathers weren't sponsored; revolutions don't need sponsorship, especially meaningless frozen food.
And Jamie Oliver deserves some flak for this ongoing Green Giant policy. Oliver could have stood up and said this is ridiculous. Frozen food is frozen food. Oliver is flat out reading commercial copy during his revolution.
A few mentions and visuals here and there (e.g., Sterno) are annoying, but we can put up with that. Out and out commercials — no.
Of course, we get a Green Giant ad in the break after the in-show ad. It was the same ad we've seen before.
:50 iPhone incorporates a Jamie Oliver app in its commercial. Jumping on the Jamie Oliver bandwagon is fine if you are selling an unique product and confining your commercials to the designated area.
:52 Subway "get exactly what you want" A cuter look at a product we know. No tie-ins, no extreme lame claims.
In shows these days, the credits go by really fast but for the promotional consideration, the pace slowed down.
If Jamie Oliver wants to take the Food Revolution to another city, Green Giant — and any other company that wants to be a rude part of the "revolution" — aren't invited.