"How long were you in Canada" is a question U.S. border people ask those coming back from Canada. In my younger days coming back from Windsor, the answer was often given in hours, not days.
Jon Stewart took a shot at teasing President Barack Obama for only spending 7 hours in the country. In Stewart's "How Long Americans Stay in Canada Scale"
Here is the scale:
1 hour: Firecracker prescription drug run
7 hours: Diplomatic mission
10 hours: Underage Montréal bachelor party
10 days: Free agent contract with NBA Toronto Raptors
6.5 years: Grow the perfect mullet
Forever: Vietnam
Are your Canadian trips pretty short? In the comments section, let us know your shortest trip to Canada, and the reason you went.
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